What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.